What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:11
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?
Me : No
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me : Thank you.
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He : Tea ?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : I'm 24.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
Me : Sure.
Me : I don't drink
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : Then let's have some coffee
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : So, are you seeing someone?